reasons to join a gym:

-I will probably get out of shape if I can't work out after work
-Maybe I will meet friends at the gym?

Reasons that are neither here nor there:
-You need cute work out clothes to work out at a gym, right?
-It is kind of close to the apartment of this guy I know and it could look like I am stalking him? It is something he would assume.

I mean, I am going to join the gym.