Tonight I got home and made some tortellini. I was kind of drunk and I haven't been drunk on Tuesday or had tortellini in a while, so I was really excited about it. I got the pasta sauce out of the fridge and got all set to put it on the tortellini, but it came out frozen. Like, my fridge froze it and didn't even ask me if that was okay. Pretty much a metaphor for my entire day.
